how to look like an ass in front of a bunch of boys

Step 1:
Almost drive over this thing that's smack dab in the middle of the road.

Swerve to the left (!) at the last minute to avoid hitting it right in front of the police chief whose son you just picked up.

Look quickly to see that he's texting while parked and not looking at you.  Thank Jesus.

Step 2:
Fill up with gas and head back to the SAME PARKING LOT to wait for the other kid you are picking up.

Drive out of the SAME EXIT as before and this time actually RUN OVER the same sign.

Run over, as in the whole sign bends and scrapes the underneath of your car.

Winning.  NOT.

Thank Jesus again that it was 7:30 a.m. and very few people and cars were around to witness.  Pray that the car is driveable and you make it to work without breaking down.  Because then you would have to explain to a bunch of people what happened.  Pray you are not on youtube later.


This is purely hypothetical.